In an alternate, seemingly so far but oh-so-close reality, everybody is born with the same genetic heritage, meaning that we all have got identical features. But I wanna look like the bestest-best daintiest lil’ person, how do I do that around here? You might be puzzling. Well, haven’t I got the right answer for ya! Go take that paraffin syringe and be creative darling! Plump that nose like Dante could’ve never, make those lips poplike ripe and sun-scorched strawberries. Those cheeks look a little dull, why don’t you fill them up like puff pastries? I adore more!

How stunning you are now my precious rosebud! Never seen anyone like you around here. I bet you’re gonna eat them all up at tonight’s pageant, mark my words! I’m sure you’ll dance the night away on the beach while fireworks spark nonstop.